FILE NOT FOUND
Feb. 24
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-breakfast: eggs & toast
-lunch: hot dogs from a car dealership.

I don't want to say that I bought a truck just because there were free hot dogs but that's what you're all assuming anyway, right? It's a sweet truck. Also the hot dogs were pretty good and did not give me heartburn.

-dinner: chili con carne & bread

Feb. 25
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-breakfast: cereal & froot
-lunch: dim sum
-dinner: curry chicken & rice

Feb. 26
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-breakfast: cereal & fruit
-lunch: gyros on a pita with greek salad
-dinner: FILE NOT FOUND

Feb. 27
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-breakast: c & f
-lunch: curry chicken & rice
-dinner: tuna, fish sauce, and rice. also the tunas were babies. I'M A BABY KILLER

Feb. 28
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breakfast: cereal + fruit
lunch: 12 oz. T-bone, chef salad, onion rings and butter tart at Master Steaks in Mississauga
dinner: goulash

PEYEIYLJ month ended great with me taking me and three other gluttonous friends to a trucker's steakhouse in my new truck. It's important to enjoy these things while we as a society still have cheap oil and before IT ALL GOES TO HELL AND WE HAVE TO EAT HUMAN FLESH TO LIVE ANOTHER DAY.

In conclusion:
1) I think the only other people left in the entire internet who kept going to the bitter end of PEYEIYLJ were emilyruthdotca and nilsond. Maybe dave invented it? I don't know. Anyway, good hustle, guys.
2) I eat a lot. Of food.